Friday, June 10, 2011

Adi Koila Drowns out Salacakau’s Swearing-in Ceremony at Government House

Red Hot News from Fiji's Government House!!

The First Lady, Adi Koila Mara (above with her husband President Nailatikau), is not for turning but tuning. We are told that the illegal acting President Anthony Gates, when he is not persecuting the dictator's opponents in his judicial role as the illegal Chief Justice, arrived at Government House to swear-in schoolteacher Ben Salacakau (below right) as the first High Commissioner designate to South Africa.

What happened next has not been reported in the censored Fiji media but here is the uncensored episode. As Gates was swearing in Salacakau, Adi Koila intervened, stating that since her husband, the President Ratu Epeli Nailatikau, was not present on the premises, the swearing-in ceremony should not happen at the Government House but in his office.

The dictator Frank Bainimarama, an ongoing patient at St Giles mental hospital, flew into a rage, and insisted it happen at the Government House. His judicial lackey Gates began the ceremony by reminding Salacakau on the challenges but said he hoped Salacakau would give his best. "We know you are going to a place which is untouched and hope that with your capabilities you will do well in South Africa," Gates said.

The First Lady intervened in her own sweet way. As soon as the ceremony started, she turned every radio and TV at the Government House and turned them at full blast. The fuming dictator was not pleased at all.

In a grovelling voice, Salacakau was heard muttering that besides diplomacy, he would also concentrate on rugby and speak to the South African authorities since he will be based at Pretoria which is the home of Bulls Super 15 team. He also hoped to look at how Fiji can mutually benefit from South Africa in terms of medicine.

But the day belonged to the First Lady! She got the Raging Bull of a Dictator by the Balls, and gave Gates and his illegal entourage a good dose of humiliating medicine to swallow!

Her hubby President is away in the United States, attending a HIV Conference. Thumbs Up to Adi Koila for the HIV – High Intensity Volume protest.


1 comment:

Dr. Mere Tuisalalo Samisoni said...

Even 'Di Qoila is subjected to and feeling the pangs of oppression, in HIV style. Great piece of literature.
Dr Mere Tuisalalo Samisoni elected SDL Member for Lami Open Constituency (deposed 2006).